The age-old question: When it comes to gloves, do you prefer boxers or briefs?
Here are some books from the 1990s you may have missed. Via Buzzfeed.
I hate poetry!
Poetry looks like a demon rising.
I don’t want to do this.
Poetry sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
I still don’t want to do this.
Poetry smells like skunk spray times
I still will not don’t want to do this.
Poetry tastes like rotten eggs with human brains.
I will never do this again.
Poetry feels like being frozen by a freeze ray.
Doesn’t everybody hate poetry?
The Easter Bunny left a book in someone’s basket—but does it have a hoppy ending?
(Thank you, Elizabeth!)